Saturday, 7 February 2015

DRACULA UNTOLD (2014)

Directed by Gary Shore, Starring: Luke Evans, Sarah Gadon, Dominic Cooper, Charles Dance. Fantasy/Horror, UK, 2014, 92mins, Cert 15.

It is 1462, and former impaler Vlad (Luke Evans), having been enslaved by the Ottomans as a child and brought up to be a fearsome warrior, is now a peaceful loving ruler of his homeland Wallachia. Unfortunately, history is due to repeat itself as his former childhood friend Mehmed is now the evil Turkish sultan and he’s demanding 1,001 Wallachian boys to be drafted into his army (the thousandth and one being Vlad’s own son Ingeras). Desperate to protect his son and people he enters into a Faustian pact with the ‘Master Vampire’ (Charles Dance) whereby he will gain the strength of one hundred men, the speed of a falling star and the ability to hear a squirrel break wind several miles into the distance. The small print in all this is that he will develop an insatiable lust for human blood, and if he can’t resist this diabolical craving for three days he will become a vampire for all eternity and free the ‘Master’ vamp from his cave on Broken Tooth Mountain forever... 
  
This then is Universal Studios attempt to reboot their classic monsters by giving the world the ‘untold’ origins story of Dracula. Unfortunately, despite first-time director Gary Shore pulling off some visually impressive set-pieces, it never amounts to much more than a bland, cynical, studio penned attempt to match Marvel’s lucrative superhero factory line. 

So anxious are the makers to arrive at their modern-day envelope opening finale, that in their unseemly haste they don’t have the time (or inclination) to show us Vlad’s actual ‘origins’ as a child. Instead we have to make do with a throwaway montage glossing over his childhood indoctrination into the Ottoman army, his burgeoning into the feared impaler and his subsequent rejection of all this impaling and his desire to settle down and become a lover (not an impaler). Whilst brevity is often a quality to be admired, if you’re going to rip up one of the most well-known ‘origin’ novels of gothic fiction of all-time, doing so in such a rapid roughshod fashion is doomed to failure regardless of the merits of your conceit.
  
Luke Evans does what he can with an anaemic script, but his Vlad doesn’t stand a chance of entering into the pantheon of iconic onscreen Dracula’s no matter how impressive his command of the weather is or his new-found ability to transform into a colony of bats in the blink of a CG eye. Charles Dance’s ‘Master Vampire’ is a suitably creepy Nosferatu-like creature skulking in his skull-laden cave with his overlong tongue, but his encounter with Evans merely serves to remind one just how much enjoyable the tale would be if its tone was consistently darker than IMAX grey.

It strikes me as almost perverse that given the bloody origins of the story, DRACULA UNTOLD attempts to deliver its undernourished tale with only the merest hint or briefest coy smidgeon of the claret stuff. And it plays fast and loose with Vlad’s supernatural capabilities too, surely someone who has ‘the speed of a falling star’ could save a person from plummeting to their death down a Cliffside...?  

DRACULA UNTOLD is an unnecessary half-told tale created solely for the purpose of trying to inject some lifeblood into a character that really doesn’t need rebooting. And as for the overarching aim of teeing up an X-Men (X-Monsters?) monster-mash up franchise, well we’ve already had Fred Dekker’s wonderfully affectionate 1987 homage THE MONSTER SQUAD, so thanks, but no thanks.

**(out of 5*)

Paul Worts

(This review was orIginally published by FrightFest.

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